11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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