Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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