Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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