please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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