Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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