What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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