why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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