Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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