GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
