Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
There are leaves in my underwear?
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