She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize