She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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