I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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