i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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