Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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