Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
The adults are the big ones right?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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