Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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