There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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