i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
