Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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