I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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