That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize
