you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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