i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's official drugs can't kill me
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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