Do vagina's smell?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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