Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Who died my cat blue again?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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