And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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