you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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