In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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