I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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