this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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