we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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