Hey man sorry I got all grabby
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
This is the high leading the old right now
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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