It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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