That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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