I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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