Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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