youre lurking in front of me
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
