I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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