And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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