That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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