I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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