nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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