i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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