I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
i believe in u and ur pee
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
