the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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