Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
