a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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