that's an acceptable place to lick
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I cut my penus on the lid.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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