I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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