Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
These tits shall not be calmed
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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