so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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