He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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