This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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