O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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